M2M Sports: The Toughest Positions to Play in Sports
September 29th, 2009
Patrice Altine. Jared Zwerling. The black John Stockon. The white Michael Redd. Longtime friends and basketball teammates, dropping sports knowledge and schooling each other on and off the court since ‘96. Different backgrounds, different perspectives — but both rise and rest to SportsCenter. PA sweating in Miami, JZ freezing in Manhattan — but both itching to talk sports. Now, they have brought their unique collaboration to a bigger stage. This is M2M (Miami 2 Manhattan) Sports and everyone’s encouraged to jump in and sound off. The conversation ends with you.
In this week’s installment, PA and JZ share their top three most difficult positions to play in sports.
JZ: Let’s crack it open like this: As I’ve been watching the NFL this season and thinking about the complex role of the quarterback, it got me thinking, What are the most difficult positions to play in sports?, as far as those where you’re asked to do a lot, there’s more attention and pressure on you, and you’re very influential in dictating a win or a loss. So with that said, PA, what do you think are the most difficult positions to play, starting with your number three?
PA: My number three is an NFL offensive lineman. There are several reasons why. One, they have a huge responsibility in creating holes and protecting the QB. Two, they are obligated to play at clinically obese and unhealthy weights. And three, as important as they are, they do not get a quarter of the recognition they completely deserve.
JZ: It’s ironic that when you speak of obesity, which relates to food, their only real stat is a pancake [laughs].
PA: [laughs] Yeah, you can just hear the announcer’s voice, “Big pancake block by Orlando Pace! He’s an animal” [laughs]!
JZ: You’re definitely right. They hardly ever show up in the box score and their salaries are lower than other positions. But when it comes down to draft time, OL’s are top priority. Every team knows that!
PA: Yeah, it’s almost like what they do is intangible and barely quantifiable. But without protection, you don’t have an offense.
JZ: Another intangible about offensive linemen, which makes them so special, is they have the best beards in the NFL. These guys are literally woolly mammoths [laughs].
PA: [laughs] You’re a mess, J. So, what’s your number three?
JZ: A MLB closer. They’re entering games that have already been close and competitive, and they have to conserve their team’s lead without having even played yet. It’s a very pressure-filled situation to finish a game that’s already been battle-tested for eight innings. And forget about getting away with a few bad pitches like a starter. You’ve got to be perfect. Everyone knows the importance of a closer to build a championship-caliber team. Just look at the Yankees.
PA: I completely agree, perfect example. Mo Rivera has been the shut-door guy forever for the Bombers. Closers have tremendous pressure, and they can either save a team or destroy it. Just look at Brad Lidge versus Albert Pujols in the 2005 playoffs, when Phat Al hit a moonshot off Lidge that so damaged his confidence, it almost ended his career. It was an Internet classic!
JZ: I can’t imagine what that long jog must feel like from the bullpen to the mound in the last inning of the game. It’s got to be an unbelievable mix of nervous energy. The spotlight’s all on them.
PA: Seriously, in front of thousands, especially if it’s to close out a tight game that has significance. The best closers relish that situation.
JZ: So PA, what’s your number two?
PA: Sticking with the baseball theme, my number two is a baseball catcher. Although I could pick several other deserving positions, a catcher is a difficult one because of the layers of the job. One, they have to read the batter and choose pitches. Two, they have to play great defense and pick off runners. Three, they have to be good hitters. And four, they have to squat in a position that will physically wear them down over the course of their careers quicker than other players.
JZ: To your point about reading batters and pitchers, they have to call audibles like a quarterback, especially when there are base runners. What’s also interesting to me is that a lot of MLB managers are former catchers, and to me that says a lot about what the position demands.
PA: Absolutely, the catcher is the coach on the field.
JZ: They have to squat half the game and then hit half the game. That’s got to be pretty challenging.
PA: Yeah, after about 10 years, most change positions to lessen the strain.
JZ: Like offensive linemen, here’s another position that’s underpaid. Wow, we’re seeing an interesting common theme here — difficult position players not getting paid very well [laughs].
PA: Well, in both cases there are a lot of variables (team, market, budget, tenure, history, etc.), but on average, yes, these positions get paid less by comparison. So, J, what’s your number two?
JZ: A goalie for a soccer national team. First of all, they have a lot of space to cover with that big goal behind them. And they really have to be aware of what’s going on when the ball is near because players crowd around the goal, obscuring vision. Also, I don’t know if there’s anything harder in sports to stop a penalty kick from going in. My last point, and the most important, is when you’re the last line of defense and you don’t just have the fans at the game behind you, but your entire country rooting for you, that’s a boatload of pressure unlike any other. This reason alone made me consider the position number one. Let’s just say there’s a lot at stake being a goalie [laughs].
PA: International soccer is the world’s biggest sport and the fans take it sometimes too seriously abroad. Goalies can be the biggest hero or the biggest goat. I can’t imagine being a losing goalie in a stadium with 100,000 people cursing at me [laughs]. Being a goalie on any level is very tough. Like most things in life, to get a chance to play against the best, you have to prove yourself. So if you are ready, you should get that shot. But readiness probably doesn’t prepare you for the overall experience in international soccer competition, though. I would bet anything they are still scared to death when they come out to play.
JZ: The most obsessive fan violence you see in the states is usually bar and stadium fights, but in foreign countries you see rioting, stabbings and shootings — even targeting the players themselves. Remember the Colombian soccer player who was killed in 1994 after scoring on his own goal? It’s a much more hostile environment overseas because of the extreme nationalism in sports competition, which you don’t really see in the states.
PA: Yeah definitely, it starts when they’re kids. American fans are passionate, but you don’t see that kind of overseas violence level here.
JZ: Exactly, to a lesser degree. Our misery seems to stem from rowdy drunkenness; theirs from extreme pride.
PA: So, drum roll please, what is your number one toughest position in all of sports?
JZ: An NFL quarterback. A few reasons: One, he has to get 10 other guys on the same page with him to run a play in a very loud stadium. Two, once he’s at the line of scrimmage, he has to quickly read the defense and call an audible if he needs to make an adjustment. Three, he’s going against basically 11 players on defense because all 11 of them are watching what the QB is doing before the play and during the play. And four, once he hikes the ball, he’s got to be able to read the entire field and make split-second decisions with defenders coming at him every which way at blazing speeds, including 300-pound linemen. From a pure position standpoint, there is so much he has to do.
PA: Wow, J, you might know something about sports [laughs]. I also chose the NFL QB for all the reasons you just said, but more specifically, an NFL QB has to be smart and confident, and have a good arm, the ability to read defenses, lead other players, stay in shape, etc. — not to mention learn 100- to 200-page playbooks. Also, they are the face of the team and will be — justly or unjustly — blamed for the good and the bad experiences his team goes through.
JZ: Don’t forget QB draft prospects have to take a test, the Wonderlic, like a job applicant. How many other positions can you say have to do that [laughs]?
PA: [laughs] It’s a very cerebral position. NFL play schemes are very complex and a QB has to understand them all. You can’t be a GED dunce and play QB, unless you might be Akili Smith or an alien athlete like backup Mike Vick. Not only do you have to understand the play schemes, but you have to be able to adjust to them at a moment’s notice and, most importantly, carry them out.
JZ: Peyton Manning is the consummate example of a great QB. Speaking of adjustments, I remember before the 2006 Super Bowl in Miami, he practiced wet-ball snaps to prepare for a rainy game because he knew how Miami weather can get. Now that’s preparation. And what happened? The Colts won. Being a great NFL quarterback requires the most pregame study.
PA: The huge amount of can’t-miss QB busts speaks volumes to our assessment: Ryan Leaf, Tim Couch, Eric Crouch, etc. Peyton is my favorite player. He’s the best QB currently and one of the best of all time. The work he puts in, plus his precision, sets him apart from the rest. You need to be the total package to do well as an NFL QB, and by well I don’t mean Jake Delhomme [laughs].
JZ: And you don’t mean Chad Pennington either [laughs]. The Dolphins, and the Canes for that matter, are not looking so hot. So, PA, what’s your honorable mention for toughest position?
PA: The NBA point guard. I love and respect CP3 and Deron Williams because in addition to running their team, making sound decisions and playing tight defense, they know when it is appropriate to take over scoring-wise. The best ones are usually prodigious talents early on. It takes a lot of responsibility to run a team of grown men.
JZ: I hadn’t considered any NBA position in this discussion for this reason: Because today’s NBA style of play is more of a running game than a halfcourt game, players can fill the court differently and there’s not as much emphasis on the specific 1 through 5 positions. Therefore, the role of the PG is not so defined. Nowadays, a shooting guard or even a small forward can get the fastbreak going. I just don’t think there’s as much emphasis on certain positions. Also, you don’t need a great point guard to win. For example, Derek Fisher of the Lakers isn’t exemplary. But I’m not discounting the point guard talent in the league today, from Paul to Williams to Tony Parker to many others.
PA: I disagree. Derek Fisher starts over Shannon Brown and Jordan Farmar for precisely some of the reasons I mentioned: knowing the system, adapting to players, sharp decision making, timely shooting and great defense. There still are several elite pure points: CP3, D-Will, Tony Parker, Chauncey, Derrick Rose, etc. What’s your honorable mention, J?
JZ: My honorable mention is an NFL defensive back. Talk about the pressure of being on the unpredictable end of the only true one-on-one situation in the NFL. They have to basically start running backwards while reading the QB and the receiver at the same time, and then switch directions on the fly to make a play. They can either come up with a huge game-changing play or get posterized so to speak.
PA: Good pick, tough job. Over the past 15 years, there have only been a handful of elite DB’s: Deion, Charles Woodson, Champ Bailey, etc. Yes, you sure can get bombed on, but if you have your game tight, you can be like Nnamdi Asomugha from Oakland. He’s the highest paid defensive back in NFL history, and teams hardly throw to his side.
JZ: I wish when we watched football on TV, we could see these one-on-one matchups develop between the receiver and DB. Unfortunately, the camera angle is glued to the line of scrimmage and we only get to see the matchup unfold in instant replay. But if you go to a game, they’re fun to watch — from the action to the trash talking [laughs].
PA: They sure are. One-on-one proves your mettle.
JZ: Well, that wraps up another edition of M2M Sports. And it’s already 1 in the morning. PA will now head to the refrigerator to scarf down a few servings of chocolate pudding and JZ will play Sudoku on his BlackBerry [laughs]. Good night, everyone.
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Excerpts of this interview will appear in the official program guide for the ESPN RISE Games, a weeklong, multi-sport event featuring the best high school players in the country. It will be nationally televised on ESPNU in July.
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Excerpts of this interview will appear in the official program guide for the ESPN RISE Games, a weeklong, multi-sport event featuring the best high school players in the country. It will be nationally televised on ESPNU in July.
Excerpts of this interview will appear in the official program guide for the ESPN RISE Games, a weeklong, multi-sport event featuring the best high school players in the country. It will be nationally televised on ESPNU in July.
